Jessica, 21 years old, Italy. Soul-dier. ♥
HARDCORE POTTERHEAD AND RON/HERMIONE SHIPPER
I live a how I met your mother appreciation life and I ship Barney x Robin like a BOSS. My love for LOTR and its flawless cast is getting pretty intense, so beware. I also have an obsession with Dexter, That '70s Show, Star Wars and things like that. I absolutely love the Beatles. I occasionally make awful gifs.

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SLYTHERIN
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slytherins in the dungeon













So I can’t have kids. Big deal. This way there’s no one to hold me back in life, no one to keep me from traveling where I want to travel, no one getting in the way of my career. If you want to know the truth of it, I’m glad you guys aren’t real.

So I can’t have kids. Big deal. This way there’s no one to hold me back in life, no one to keep me from traveling where I want to travel, no one getting in the way of my career. If you want to know the truth of it, I’m glad you guys aren’t real.



And your father would bend over backwards trying to make me laugh.



Good evening. I’m Ted Mosby, Marshall’s best man. I’d like to share with you all a story about the momentous evening last fall when Marshall and Lily got back together. Afterward, we stayed up till 10:00 at night, doing shots of chocolate milk.









Barney’s first comment about Robin.





Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson! 
That guy’s awesome! AWESOME! 
He’s so awesome! He’s so awesome! 
Oh so awesome! AWESOME! 
 
This isn’t Barney Stinson singing this song. 
That would be really lame! 
One of the many admirers who think that guy is awesome! 
References available!