Jessica, 21 years old, Italy. Soul-dier. ♥
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I live a how I met your mother appreciation life and I ship Barney x Robin like a BOSS. My love for LOTR and its flawless cast is getting pretty intense, so beware. I also have an obsession with Dexter, That '70s Show, Star Wars and things like that. I absolutely love the Beatles. I occasionally make awful gifs.

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SLYTHERIN
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slytherins in the dungeon





So I can’t have kids. Big deal. This way there’s no one to hold me back in life, no one to keep me from traveling where I want to travel, no one getting in the way of my career. If you want to know the truth of it, I’m glad you guys aren’t real.

So I can’t have kids. Big deal. This way there’s no one to hold me back in life, no one to keep me from traveling where I want to travel, no one getting in the way of my career. If you want to know the truth of it, I’m glad you guys aren’t real.



(Source: barneyandrobincaps)



Good evening. I’m Ted Mosby, Marshall’s best man. I’d like to share with you all a story about the momentous evening last fall when Marshall and Lily got back together. Afterward, we stayed up till 10:00 at night, doing shots of chocolate milk.





Barney’s first comment about Robin.









She gave Annie Wall two out of ten stars? “Slow and overrated”? It’s the Wood Man at the height of his powers. The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera? People have been ripping that off ever since.

She gave Annie Wall two out of ten stars? “Slow and overrated”? It’s the Wood Man at the height of his powers. The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera? People have been ripping that off ever since.



take care of her



But I am :)

But I am :)



Ted: Will you relax? I’m getting to it. Like I said… it’s a long story.